Friday, September 01, 2006

Snakes on a Plane II: The Sequel

Brian went to see Snakes on a Plane the other night - which he's been dying to see - and we decided we should start thinking about the title of the sequel. Because it's bound to happen, sooner or later.

We decided to go one better than the assonance of the original title - we reckon the sequel needs to rhyme.

So without further ado, the Friday night Shifties present...

Snakes on a Plane II - The Sequel:

  • Goats on a Boat
  • Ducks in a Truck
  • Gnus in a Canoe
  • Sheep in a Jeep
  • Bees on Skis
  • Ocelot on a Yacht
  • Mouse in a House... Boat
Got any others?

And in other news... rumour has it that when Dubya comes over to this side of the world next year for the APEC conference in Sydney - he's planning to bring a modest entourage of 1,200 staff.

So that's... 1,199 security guards to keep away the anti-Bush protestors, and 1 to feed him his speech through a concealed earpiece. Seems OK to me. Heh.

Maybe I'll take a trip across the ditch next year and join in the fun...

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